The Weekend Millionaire

I love money. I love everything about it. I bought some pretty good stuff. Got me a $300 pair of socks. Got a fur sink. An electric dog polisher. A gasoline powered turtleneck sweater. And, of course, I bought some dumb stuff, too.

—Steve Martin

When pay day strikes, for a lot of people, it feels like the moment when a drowning man surfaces, gasping for air, knowing, finally, after all this time of drowning, he can live to fight another day. In financial terms when pay day lands, the person who had no money gets a satisfyingly large boost. If pay day falls on a Friday, then it’s a hedonistic riot.

What often happens to the majority of those living pay day to pay day is that the first thing they do when waking on Friday is treat themselves to a nice cup of tea and a pastry at the coffee shop near work. Then at lunch they reward themselves to a slap up lunch in a fancy pub or restaurant. They have a couple of drinks straight after work as they’re out with their colleagues in the pubs and bars. Hours later they stagger out the pub, stumble to a night club and buy rounds for everyone. As the night fades into the early hours, they grab a kebab and chips, and plonk into a taxi to get them home.

On waking Saturday lunchtime they’re starving and take another taxi back to town to have lunch in a restaurant. The afternoon is spent shopping for consumer junk, just an excuse to sweat off the booze they tell themselves. In the evening, friends come over, a Chinese takeaway is bought and a mate remembers boxing is showing on pay per view, only £25! They buy the contest and made a raid on the off licence to purchase enough booze to get them through to the fight at four in the morning that lasts only two rounds, which they never saw as they’d been having too much fun boozing.

Sunday morning is a two day hangover and only a full English breakfast at a cafe can sort that out. After, they go to a multiplex cinema, pay weekend prices for the film and buy buckets of Coca Cola and popcorn. After the film there’s one hour left until the shops close and they really need a new something which they didn’t buy yesterday. In the evening, too exhausted to cook, they order a pizza, only a small one and eat in front of the TV.

Monday rolls around, they wake more tired than before they went to sleep. When they check their bank account they notice two things.

  • They haven’t paid a single bill, paid off a single debt, or saved a single pound.
  • They’ve just finished having the weekend millionaire experience.

Total cost of their weekend millionaire experience: approx £330, depending on booze level.

Now let’s look at those who don’t live pay day to pay day. How do they act when pay day lands on a Friday?

  • Pay themselves first. They pay at least 10% to their future in a stocks and shares ISA via Vanguard, in a low cost index fund. Of course they pay themselves much more than 10%.
  • They pay all their expenses, electric, gas, mortgage/rent etc.
  • They eat breakfast at home and bring in their lunch.
  • They go out for after work drinks, but drink water as tomorrow they have an early run.
  • They cycle home rather than take a taxi.
  • They eat dinner at home.
  • The next morning they have breakfast at home then later go for a run.
  • After lunch they meet friends in the woods and have a hike. They cycle to the woods and don’t have to pay for petrol or parking in the woods’s car park.
  • Late afternoon they open their rucksack and eat their dinner they prepared.
  • In the evening friends visit. They share a reasonably priced wine.
  • Next morning, again, they eat at home for breakfast and lunch.
  • The afternoon is spent in the garden, attending their organic vegetables.
  • The late afternoon and evening is spent in the garden reading the latest library book.

Total cost of their weekend millionaire experience, not including food as it was already purchased: 1 bottle of wine, £20, shared between 3 people, £6.66.

£330 compared to £6.66 is a huge difference in money. It is also vastly different between spending the next three weeks worrying about money or not giving money another thought as you know you’ll have plenty left at the end of the month. It is also vastly different as the money blown on the first person’s millionaire weekend is money that’s not being invested.

Put £330 into a Vanguard low cost index fund every month, over 20 years at 8%, and that millionaire’s weekend costs over £187,000!

So think again the night before you get paid. Hold back on that first weekend after pay day. Maybe even pretend it didn’t happen, which results in you finding alternative, healthy, and free ways to enjoy yourself on that weekend.

Author: The Pound Pence Team

We're Garry and Dave, and we're addicted to talking about money. We want to help as many people as possible become financially free by setting financial goals, getting out of debt, building an emergency fund, saving into their pension, buying their own property and investing for the long term over many decades. We don't do get rich quick, but we do get rich.

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